Put your kids to sleep and put any kittens or puppies in their carriers. This is AlexSiegal.com Uncensored. What should you be prepared for? Everything! What are the rules of an uncensored post? Just one: There are no rules!!!
Is there a single color that screams AlexSiegal.com Uncensored? Duh:
Which celebrity’s abs best encapsulate an uncensored post? Oh I don't know, maybe it’s the six-pack belonging to 60’s sex icon Paul Newman:
Which basic trigonometry equation is most like an uncensored post? That’s just too easy:
If this post were a leader of the early feminist movement, who would it be? All sexists better leave now:
In the land of TV sitcoms, is there one show that captures the essence of this post? You know it:
If this post were a Jansport backpack, would it be the “Houston”? Pshhhh. Maybe if this was the censored post! But it’s uncensored! “Thunderclap” all the way:
Well, that’s about it! Hopefully you were able to make it through this entire post without getting offended by how uncensored it was. But I doubt it. You babies!